Why would you do that to your own child? Or yourself.

Can we please talk about people who find it perfectly acceptable to give thier young children rat tails? (Definition: Short hair cut with one very long chunk of hair at the nape of the neck) I understand that you had a boy and not a girl and that maybe he has really great locks. But no one has been an awful enough kid to have to look like white trash at four years old. Also please stop the epidemic of mullets now before its too late. I regularly see men and women in this decade sporting a style that went out with Oglvie home perms. It is not attractive...even on you. The truth is you will never be as young and cool as you were when you drove that T-Bird, rocked out to Def Leppard and dated high school girls. Cut that fucking mullet and get on with your life. Please.