I know it's not like I have anything better to do than entertain my thirteen awesome followers of this super cool blog but fact is...I am a slacker. Not about everything. I have been juggling a few (hundred) balls (don't get X rated on me) and this is one I dropped. It rolled under the fridge, collected some cat hair and diet soda and only because I needed to find a kid toy did I salvage it today.
What's on my mind? Dumb ideas. You heard right. Dumb ass, terrible, fucked up and altogether mangled ideas. Ever heard the term "No dumb question". Wrong. No dumb idea. Wrong again. We are going to delve into an "invention"that recently crossed my path and that somehow made it to infomercial status. It is a comb the size of New Jersey that holds conditioner, shampoo or god help us all HAIR DYE. That's right, lazy American assholes. If the thought of pouring conditioner in your hand and running it through your hair seems like a hassle here is your answer. I have blocked out the name of this contraption but it was all together heinous. Two feet length with tubing at the opposite end of the comb "fingers" in which you are able to fill with any solution you feel you may need to add to your coif. Kool-Aid, Grecian For Men, cat piss or maybe two pounds of hair gel. I am pretty sure they hired strippers to be the actresses and used construction paper and a 1989 video recorder to make this thing. It was embarrassing.
I hope it shows up in an SNL skit like that shitty jerk off weight did because people need to laugh at other peoples stupidity. It's the American way.
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